Lo, there came the occasion that Goggle Bob and BEAT were in the same state, thus did they join forces to play a bunch of games on the same couch. And there was a webcam! So you can see actual streaming for the first time since Goat Simulator/Burger night! We have the usual rascals in the chat (Morning Song, Jeanie, Cassandralyn, fanboymaster, Chromes, and Caliscrub). The sound may be a little weird, and the video may be a little choppy, but a good time is had by all. We play a sampling of Sonic Superstars, Fight’N Rage, and Super Street Fighter 4 Arcade Edition (with a brief, aborted attempt at Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon 2), and discuss such academic concepts as the Sonic the Hedgehog Alternate Timelines Theory, walruses and their buckets, whether or not wiggling can be wiggled hard enough, and Death by Degreesers. Come for the comradery, stay for the surprising number of naked foot pics!
Note to Even Worse Streams superfans: At one point, Cassandralyn claims to not be familiar with Super Mario Bros. Wonder. I went back and checked, and she was part of the Super Mario Bros. Wonder stream. This means Cassandralyn is a liar, and should be treated as such in the future.
October 28, 2025
Next time on Even Worse Streams: I don’t even show up.