Know thyself, know thy god.
Krelian was an assassin 500 years ago. Unfortunately, he was not a very good assassin, and fell in love with his target, the 13-year-old Sophia. Krelian had a good seven years with Sophia before she became politically active and started hanging out more with her “childhood friend”, a pretty boy painter. But, potential infidelity and/or grooming aside, when Sophia was permanently lost to a suicidal combat maneuver during the Shevat-Solaris War, Krelian karened out. His anger at a manager that would allow such an injustice was so all-consuming, he vowed to create a new manager that presided over a world where the good would never be sacrifices.
But Krelian was not honest with who he really was, so this plan had a few hiccups. For one thing, his plan to create a new god would sacrifice nearly every human living on the planet… which is a bit of a hypocritical move when you are doing this “for” one dead lady. He also gained the ability to control who lived or died through nanotechnology, and unilaterally “sentenced” a few random Shevat and Solarian leaders to immortality. Did he use his ability to grant eternal life for a good reason? Nope! And, in pursuit of his goal, he tortured and experimented on people for centuries. He even tortured Elhaym Van Houten, who was the living reincarnation of the woman he purported to love! And he tortured Chu-Chu, too! Which is just unpleasant!
In short, Krelian wanted to create god, but he ignored how he had turned from the divine long ago.
Then we have Lacan, that painter that Sophia seemed to dote on. Lacan had significant self-esteem issues, and thought painting a portrait of “the Holy Mother” that happened to be his friend/potential paramour was beyond his capability. Then, when Sophia died, he blamed himself, and decided it would never have happened if he was tougher. In pursuit of -the power-, he hooked up with a purple-haired war criminal, and attempted to steal strength from god. However, this ended poorly, with 98% of the planet’s surface population being obliterated in the ensuing chaos. And that wasn’t enough! This was right about the time that, thanks to a gross misunderstanding of some well wishes, he vowed to live to see the end of the world. And if that apocalypse wasn’t happening anytime soon, he would help the world get to the last page all the faster.
And considering he then spent the next 500 years manipulating everyone within a 500-yard radius into similarly and fruitlessly chasing -the power-, it is easy to see how he could bring about the end of everything. He even manipulated a traumatized child into being a living weapon. Which is all the more tragic when “old” Lacan had power all his own all the while…
But that brings us to that traumatized child. Fei Fong Wong was a mere babe when Lacan attempted to steal -the power- from Fei. But Fei’s father, Khan, fought to protect his son, and, in the ensuing melee, Fei’s deific power was released. This instantly killed Fei’s mother, Karen, and left the youngster in a mental quagmire that plunged his “normal” personality into hibernation. This left us with a Fei identifying as Id that seemed to live for death and destruction. And when this Id hooked up with Lacan (now known as Grahf), the two of them got up to a few hijinks that involved a surprising amount of genocide. Eventually, a third personality in Fei emerged to suppress the murderous Id, but this third persona had no access to the memories of the previous two. In short, Fei was a third of the person he could be, with memories that only stretched back a few years.
But, despite/because of more recent traumas, Fei was able to come to an understanding with all of his personalities. Even if this process caused him untold pain, Fei was able to reckon with his true self. As a result, Fei was able to make true contact with god, and obtain the fabled Xenogears, a Gear that was powered by an extra-dimensional energy source entirely separate from Krelian’s machinations.
And were Krelian or Lacan ever able to find their god? Well, considering Fei killed that giant slug before he even achieved enlightenment, outlook is not too good there.
Even Worse Streams presents Xenogears
Original Stream Night: June 1, 2021
Night of the Bravest Fencer
Random Stream Notes
- Beat, Fanboymaster, Jeanie, Caliscrub are here at the start. Kishi is on their way! At the very least, we’re gonna fight god!
- “That’s our god?”
- Kishi arrives for the start of our militant atheism.
- “The god bug thing isn’t hot enough.”
- We discuss exactly what Grahf is wearing. I feel Xenoblade Chronicles 3 eventually answered any questions about what we are supposed to be looking at.
- BEAT sees Chu-Chu crucified live for the first time. Why would that puffball even inflate for that?
- Look, this game was translated by Richard Honeywood sleeping under a desk. Please excuse any typos from Wiseman.
- “It not only has two heads…
It has two torsos.”
- “I’m Gyro Man.” “Here’s five dollars, please give me a sandwich.”
- Let’s talk about the most expensive brisket Caliscrub has ever seen.
- Please enjoy the great blue vs purple debate over Miang/Elly’s hair color. I’m with purple.
- “That frog’s not a pervert.”
- “I’m really proud of Fei for remembering who Rico is.”
- There is a lot going on in flashbacks here. So, naturally, we discuss whether Fei smells bad.
- Dan’s forehead is back! Hooray!
- “What do I do to get that motorcycle?” “You pay twenty dollars, little Timmy.”
- All the xeno-heads are “excited” for Fei’s imaginary journey through his subconscious. Buckle up!
- Lacan is Grahf who is also Fei who is also Wise Man who is also Khan. You get all that?
- “Look, we all killed mom. Together.”
- “Is this going to turn into a rhythm game?”
- Jeanie realizes how Xenoblade is related to Xenogears. Go fig!
- “So how do I use the Zohar to mine for bitcoin?”
- Let us always remember to store data in our introns. … Wait, that is a real part of DNA!?
- If you want our first discussion on how the ending sucks, here it is after checking out Fei’s introns. To be clear: the ending as an ending isn’t bad, it is just that literally the entire world is dead.
- Oh, I guess we’re never streaming Final Fantasy 8. Shucks…
- “May we all be brave enough to be Goku.” “Oh! It’s a save point! My favorite character!” Thanks for watching!
Next time on Xenogears: What is considered optional in this universe?