FGC #719 Pepper Grinder
New rule: replace all 2-D platforming “water levels” with “digging levels”. … I really think I’m on to something here… Look, we all know why we have water levels, right?…
FGC #711 Qix
If you are reading this, you are assumed to be a human being. That means that, in the year of our Deus 2025, you are the product of literally centuries…
FGC #703 Golden Axe Warrior
More important than anything, you must have community. … Wait. That sounds like the opening to one of my preachy articles about real life crap. Let’s try that again… Communion…
SBC #17 Captain Falcon & F-Zero 99
Why is it that F-Zero 99 destroys everything I know about videogames? So… F-Zero, right? Super Smash Bros. seemingly accidentally made it a permanent member of the Nintendo Pantheon™, but…