SBC #27 Corrin & Fire Emblem Fates Birthright & Conquest
Here is my main issue with Fire Emblem Fates: This is a story where absolutely everybody has sex, but nobody knows what fucking is. Fire Emblem Fates is the sequel…
SBC #07 King Dedede & Kirby’s Adventure
You never know what will inspire a lifetime. Today’s game is Kirby’s Adventure. Just in case you were born on another, possibly star-shaped planet, I will explain what this game…
FGC #607 Metroid
Samus Aran has been described as “The Hunter”. She has been described as a mobile tank. She was been described as the ultimate warrior. She has been described as the…
FGC #593 Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest
Let us consider the economy of Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest (and how it has screwed me up to this day). Castlevania 2 is an ambitious NES title that is also…