Today we visit Ixa’taka, a very cool place that lasts too long. The journey through the headwinds of South Ocean is arduous, but eventually we land in Horteka and refuel for the first and only time across the game. Our Blue Rogues are ostracized as obvious outsiders, but they earn some points with the locals when they down a ship flambéing the forest and defeat generals Alfonso and De Loco. So I guess we ended slavery for an entire continent this week? And rode in a minecart? Rad!
Let’s Play Skies of Arcadia
Night 3
August 19, 2025
Random Notes:
- BEAT is BEATing along, and we have fanboymaster, Caithness, Chromes, Jeanie, Morning Song, and Trynant spectating. We all agree that too many stories have been burned in the burning, so no Funky Winkerbeans allowed.
- Which is worse? A sequel to Dante’s Inferno, or Bubsy?
- And now let us consider a Smash clone featuring 100-year-old comics. Not Superman. We need to apply movesets to Gasoline Alley.
- Please do not back-mask any of Edward’s meows.
I have noted BEAT’s failures on these stream summaries, so let it be said he beat De Loco’s Chameleon with full HP.- “Skies of Arcadia: Strange Journey.” “Don’t love that.”
- The least irritating version of Bubsy is like the world’s smallest elephant. And not because it is cute. Never because it is cute.
- BEAT decides to max out on Drachma special attack because, ya know what? Why not. Eat Hand of Fate!
- The Super Nintendo Mini was released approximately eight years ago… Which is roughly as long as BEAT has been in this dungeon.
- Caliscrub joins for… Well, yes, De Loco is just Dr. Octopus.
- Name the five sexiest sports. Do it. Right now.
- “Why does everyone keep going back to the beach that makes you old!?”
- So the dungeon is complete, captives have been rescued, and we reported back to some happy villagers. Stream over!
Next flight on Skies of Arcadia: The Big Breakup.
