Street Fighter 6 has several luminaries in its cast. Luke is a local teacher that aids neophytes in joining the world of street fighting. Chun-Li is similarly an omnipresent sensei and “big sister”. Kimberly and Lily are both teenage heroines that battle for the side of good (for different reasons) against a seemingly omnipresent evil. Even traditionally “plot irrelevant” characters like Ken Masters have arcs to fight back against JP, the antagonist of this entry. There is a wealth of choices for the main protagonist of Street Fighter 6.
But only one street fighter can say that she…
- Trained with an entire game’s worth of fighters.
- Fought nearly every breathing adult in Metro City.
- Accidentally joined at least one Metro City gang.
- Recruited an entire team of fighters from said gang.
- Then beat up leaders and members of every other gang.
- Acquired a “rival” almost instantly upon first contact.
- Saved said rival from almost certain inconvenience thanks to purse snatching.
- Watched helplessly as said rival was dragged away by noted pajama bandit, Juri.
- Worked closely with Li-Fen, the expert hacker that starred(ish) in Street Fighter 5.
- Became a construction worker, scientist, and food deliverer in pursuit of nebulous goals.
- Defeated the Fighter Hunter.
Defeated the powerhouse Rewancha.- Defeated some guy dressed as an appetizer.
- Defeated living science experiments that were likely Secret Society escapees.
- Defeated the Vagrant Fridge.
- Won a fighting tournament in Metro City.
- Won a fighting tournament in Nayshall.
- Almost won a second fighting tournament in Nayshall (but her opponent was totally cheating)
- Saved small children from a failed assassination attempt on main villain, JP. That probably made international news or something.
- And then defeated JP in single combat.
So it is clear there is only one protagonist:
Beef Not Afraid. The only true heroine of Street Fighter 6.
Even Worse Streams Presents Street Fighter 6
Night 7
July 18, 2023
Random Notes
- Welcome to the finale of World Tour Mode with Jeanie, BEAT, fanboymaster, and me. Now let’s talk about an imaginary scenario where the Smash Bros must be Business Bros!
- As we progress through the tournament (which you saw a little bit of last week), fanboymaster talks about the foibles of Final Fantasy Adventure.
- “Smoke crack and masturbate” is not an appropriate wedding song. Just so we’re clear.
- Bosch exploded, so we fight JP, and save the world. Yay! Roll credits! That feature Beef not Afraid!
- Okay! Time for the post game! We are not erasing Beef Not Afraid for a New Game Plus under any circumstances.
Breath of Fire! NFTs! Bunyan!- “Often times, media just needs a stupid dipshit to keep things moving.”
- AJVark joins and I am reminded that this is the same night we played Short Change Hero.
- Beef not Afraid must lose to Sheng Long to stand a chance.
- Is Keiko the sumo wrestler anything? All these guest fighters that are super high level are kicking my ass…
- And the Ballad of Beef Not Afraid closes for 2023 with a game of basketball parrying opposite a discussion of Mega Man comics. It’s Capcom all the way down!
Next time on Even Worse Streams: Street Fighter 6 is over, so let’s review a few random streams.
