Bomb Rush Cyberfunk 2
BEAT is handling playing and writing duties today. Please enjoy some words from our favorite skeleton man while Goggle Bob sits back and talks about himself in the third person.…
Metroids 7: Logs
Beam Lady vs. Space Piggies 2 is not an official Metroid game, so it should not be included in a discussion of “how did this influence the franchise”. That said,…
Metroids 1: The Long Beam
Gentle reader, I respect you too much to lie to you: this whole website, and everything contained therein, is one giant excuse to play videogames. It’s true! I’m sorry! So…
Even Worse Streams Potpourri 1
There have been a few random streams that did not fit into any particular spot on the site. Oh no! In the interest of wasting all of your time, here…