Metroids 1: The Long Beam
Gentle reader, I respect you too much to lie to you: this whole website, and everything contained therein, is one giant excuse to play videogames. It’s true! I’m sorry! So…
FGC #648 Super Smash Bros for WiiU
You know what Sunday is, right? It’s Christmas! Oh boy! But this blog has rarely ever recognized Sunday as an official day of the week (Wankery Week not withstanding), so…
FGC #608 Metroid Dread
My grandparents and extended family (aka my grandparents’ siblings) always had a home or two in Florida, so, long before I was even capable of forming memories, my family would…
FGC #607 Metroid
Samus Aran has been described as “The Hunter”. She has been described as a mobile tank. She was been described as the ultimate warrior. She has been described as the…