FGC #576 Contra
June 1, 2633 My name is Lance Bean. I have been dispatched to an archipelago near New Zealand with my partner, Bill “Mad Dog” Rizer. Why is he called Mad…
FGC #509 Wheel of Fortune
Forget videogame sex and violence, it’s Wheel of Fortune ports that are destroying the lives of our children. I speak on this topic as one that was poisoned by Wheel…
FGC #484 Mr. Do! Arcade Classic
In this era of international uncertainty, it is time to establish the Official Clown Threat Level Meter. Please refer to the following guide before asking any questions. Threat Level 0:…
FGC #398 Jr. Pac-Man
If you’re at all interested in videogames, you’ve probably heard of the horrors of game preservation. Videogames are, almost by design, ephemeral. They’re here on the current software, and, if…