FGC #576 Contra
June 1, 2633 My name is Lance Bean. I have been dispatched to an archipelago near New Zealand with my partner, Bill “Mad Dog” Rizer. Why is he called Mad…
FGC #575 Big Bird’s Egg Catch
According to contemporary evolutionary theory, our modern-day birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs. For the longest time, dinosaurs were assumed to merely be the big brothers to our current crop…
FGC #574 Ghosts ‘n Goblins Resurrection
This was either the absolute perfect time to release Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection, or the absolute worst. Yes, folks, we’re going to talk about COVID, the past year, and probably…
FGC #572 Night Trap
The sooner you internalize this simple fact, the happier you will be: Nobody knows what they are doing. Let’s talk about the game so bad, it nearly destroyed everything. Let’s…