FGC #280 Super Troll Islands
The eyes always have it. It’s fascinating how much humanity is obsessed with eyes. When you get right down to it, eyeballs are just another in a long series of…
FGC #279 The Walking Dead
Today we’re going to talk about why zombies suck. I don’t know about you, possibly-swole reader, but I’m kind of a weakling. I’m not completely helpless (I can help move…
FGC #278 Bronkie the Bronchiasaurus
Bronkie the Bronchiasaurus is an abysmal platforming game for the SNES. It has floaty controls, terrible stage design, and, despite having the entire prehistoric period to draw upon, populates its…
FGC #277 New Super Mario Bros. 2
The greatest trick the hedgehog ever pulled was convincing the world Mario was slow. People naturally think in dualities. For every light, there is darkness. For every day, there is…